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I Was One of Seven People at This Caribbean Beach

Playa Calderón, Santa Marta. Fifteen staff. One family. Me. And the most counterintuitive sales lesson on this coast.

May 13 • BowTiedColombia

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Cartagena Ripped You Off. This Is Where I Actually Go.

A $25 day at the beach Cartagena wishes it had. Plus why the "luxury" capital became a hustle factory from a "costeño from Bucaramanga haha" who's…

May 7 • BowTiedColombia

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April 2026

Medellín Got Expensive. Stop Blaming the Gringos

Medellín's getting rich, but not the way Instagram thinks it is.

Apr 22 • BowTiedColombia

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Someone Spent $50.000 to Rig Colombia's Election

And the version of this playbook that doesn't run on bots is the one you should actually be worried about.

Apr 18 • BowTiedColombia

I Spend $13,300/Month in Colombia. Here’s Every Dollar

Payroll, software, rent, food, utilities. Everything. Because nobody shows you the real breakdown and you deserve better than Instagram/x fantasy…

Apr 14 • BowTiedColombia

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Meet Sofía. She's Not Real. She Booked a Meeting Anyway

I built an AI employee, gave her a name, a LinkedIn, and a corporate email. One week later she closed her first meeting.

Apr 11 • BowTiedColombia

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Medellín Uber Drivers and the Weird Side of Colombia Nobody Talks About

Sometimes the most honest conversations happen in the back seat of a beat-up Toyota, heading toward Plaza Botero.

Apr 7 • BowTiedColombia

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June 2025

Why You Can’t Ignore the Crisis

It’s difficult to talk about Colombia, or almost any country, without someone trying to sell something.

Jun 17, 2025 • BowTiedColombia

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May 2025

You Won’t Believe This

In your life, you’ve never met or even heard a story about a woman who has deceived so many men simultaneously.

May 11, 2025 • BowTiedColombia

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April 2025

The Bills

Today, I’m bringing you something practical: my monthly bills, so you can see what it takes to keep the lights on in this slice of the Caribbean.

Apr 6, 2025 • BowTiedColombia

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March 2025

Back to Colombia after 3 years abroad

What it feels like to be back after living abroad

Mar 27, 2025 • BowTiedColombia

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A Few Updates from Colombia: Hustle, High-Speed Internet, and a Gym Worth Joining

Mar 17, 2025 • BowTiedColombia

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